http://lifeasnick.disqus.com/enSat, 19 Jul 2008 11:12:38 -0000http://www.lifeasnick.com/blog/?p=31#comment-7455448<p>I was sleeping before work in Arizona last year and Forrest's friends were having a party in the living room. This drunk girl stumbled into my room BUTT NAKED and started jacking me off. I shit you not. Not passing up such an easy opportunity, we started making out. She gives me head for a minute and I make the executive decision to fuck her brains out.</p><p>This girl obviously hadn't been with any black guys or pornstars because she was tighter than Fort Knox's security. After attempting to get my dick in for a few minutes I decided "fuck this". Even though I was in her for a nanosecond it still hurt her. This frustrated me so I got up, took a shower and went to work.</p><p>The last memory I have of her is her crying on the sofa alone. Still naked. Even though I was inside her, I don't quite count that as "sex", and besides, I dislike virgins because they don't know what the fuck they are doing. So in my mind, she constitutes the 1/2 vagina.</p>NickSat, 19 Jul 2008 11:12:38 -0000http://www.lifeasnick.com/blog/?p=31#comment-7455447<p>Yes, I was wondering this as well. What is a "half vagina"? Unless you're speaking of a vagina that is a full vagina but not attached to something human.... or is mechanical..... which wouldn't make it a real vagina.....</p>Kyle HamiltonSat, 19 Jul 2008 05:57:54 -0000http://www.lifeasnick.com/blog/?p=31#comment-7455446<p>nine and a HALF vaginas? lol. What constitutes a 'half vagina'?</p>pearlFri, 18 Jul 2008 20:43:42 -0000