nine and a HALF vaginas? lol. What constitutes a 'half vagina'?
Kyle Hamilton
· 1 year ago
Yes, I was wondering this as well. What is a "half vagina"? Unless you're speaking of a vagina that is a full vagina but not attached to something human.... or is mechanical..... which wouldn't make it a real vagina.....
Nick
· 1 year ago
I was sleeping before work in Arizona last year and Forrest's friends were having a party in the living room. This drunk girl stumbled into my room BUTT NAKED and started jacking me off. I shit you not. Not passing up such an easy opportunity, we started making out. She gives me head for a minute and I make the executive decision to fuck her brains out.
This girl obviously hadn't been with any black guys or pornstars because she was tighter than Fort Knox's security. After attempting to get my dick in for a few minutes I decided "fuck this". Even though I was in her for a nanosecond it still hurt her. This frustrated me so I got up, took a shower and went to work.
The last memory I have of her is her crying on the sofa alone. Still naked. Even though I was inside her, I don't quite count that as "sex", and besides, I dislike virgins because they don't know what the fuck they are doing. So in my mind, she constitutes the 1/2 vagina.
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This girl obviously hadn't been with any black guys or pornstars because she was tighter than Fort Knox's security. After attempting to get my dick in for a few minutes I decided "fuck this". Even though I was in her for a nanosecond it still hurt her. This frustrated me so I got up, took a shower and went to work.
The last memory I have of her is her crying on the sofa alone. Still naked. Even though I was inside her, I don't quite count that as "sex", and besides, I dislike virgins because they don't know what the fuck they are doing. So in my mind, she constitutes the 1/2 vagina.